In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace?

It's so important to have that independence. You know it yourself: Everyone needs evenings of their own.

I have to say that I approach every project with the same energy. I also think that, since I started producing, I see the process from a different perspective, which affects the way I jump on board immediately.

In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

Seeing the energy of 'SNL' made me want to be a part of it. If that was a job, I thought, that was the job I wanted. That was my plan. Comedy.

I have very high standards for every part of life - my work, my relationships, food, love. I can't just pretend.