Laws against homosexual behavior should remain on the books.

Good people aren't good because they never cause harm to others. They're good because they treat others the best way they know how, with the understanding that they have.

The only way to retrieve a secret,once known, is to replace it with a lie.

Andrew said you were the best person he ever knew." "He reached that conclusion before he saw me raise three barbarian children to adulthood. I understand your mother has six." "Right." "And you're the oldest." "Yes." "That's too bad. Parents always make their worst mistakes with the oldest children. That's when parents know the least and care the most, so they're more likely to be wrong and also more likely to insist that they're right.

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.

Well, how do I know that they don't know the answer unless I ask?