I know everything I need to know already," Rigg always said... To which Father always replied,"See how ignorant you are? You don't even know why you need to know the things you don't know yet." "So tell me," said Rigg. "I would but you're too ignorant to understand the reasons why your ignorance is a fatal disease.

There's no need to legalize gay marriage. I have plenty of gay friends who are committed couples; some of them call themselves married, some don't, but their friends treat them as married. Anybody who doesn't like it just doesn't hang out with them.

Ulysses, obviously. It was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.

It's easy to manipulate your children when they're absolutely sure you're stupid.

We thought we were the only thinking beings in the universe, until we met you, but never did we dream that thought could arise from the lonely animals who cannot dream each other's dreams

I looked for perfection, and I found something better.

Unfortunately, we live in a time when the media are almost a monoculture.