I am a creature of chemicals.

Love is finding that the things you like best about yourself are not in you at all, but in the person who completes you

I have hope for you, if only because you're the only one left to hope for.

It's called civilization. Women invented it, and every time you men blow it all to bits, we just invent it again.

I'm putting you in Dink Meeker's toon. From now on, as far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God." "Then who are you?" "The personnel officer who hired God.

I also remembered that you were beautiful." "Memory does play tricks on us." "No. Your face is the same, but I don't remember what beautiful means anymore.

Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women.