Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden.

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

When there aren't any smart decisions, I suppose you just have to pick the stupid decision you like best.

Come in, Bean. Come in Julian Delphiki, longed-for child of good and loving parents. Come in, kidnapped child, hostage of fate. Come and talk to the Fates, who are playing such clever little games with your life.

A broken clock is right two times a day.

Maybe we're the fools, for thinking we know things. Maybe humans are the only ones who can deal with the fact that nothing can ever be known at all.

I taught you everything you know. But I didn't teach you everything I know.