Human: That's stupid. Isn't there grass on both sides?

Of course, I also hear from critics who detest what I do, and while sometimes I feel rather proud of having made various the loathsome people or groups angry, at other times I wonder why I put up with such grief.

It's simple. Nothing exists except in relation to something else.

Miro, I'm so sorry. I always felt such pity for you humans because you could only think of one thing at a time and your memories were so imperfect and . . . now I realize that just getting through the day without killing somebody can be an achievement." It gets to be a habit. Most of us manage to keep our body count quite low. It's the neighborly way to live.

If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.

Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.

It's about me, or people wouldn't be so anxious to keep me from knowing about it. The absence of information is information. ~ Ender