If anyone have intercourse with a pig or a dog, he shall die. If a man have intercourse with a horse or a mule, there is no punishment. But he shall not approach the king, and shall not become a priest... If a pig spring upon a man for intercourse, there is no punishment.

You're like, both like, Alexander the Great.' We can't both be Alexander.' Well sometimes I think you're two side of the same coin, and I'm the metal in between.

Satanic Verses is a despicable book that could not have been written by a person who wished to behave decently and responsibly.

The future is a hundred thousand threads, but the past is a fabric that can never be rewoven.

There is more good writing and good acting in any ten minutes of Twister than in, say, all of Citizen Kane.

We have to go. I'm almost happy here.

Life is full of grief, to exactly the degree we allow ourselves to love other people.