You're a monster. Thanks. Does this mean I get a raise? No, just a medal. The budget isn't inexhaustable.

As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times.

I'm putting you in Dink Meeker's toon. From now on, as far as you're concerned, Dink Meeker is God." "Then who are you?" "The personnel officer who hired God.

But I fear that I also underestimate the stupidity of the rest of mankind. Are we absolutely sure that we ought to win this war?

Happiness is not a life without pain, but rather a life in which the pain is traded for a worthy price.

Laws against homosexual behavior should remain on the books, not to be indiscriminately enforced against anyone who happens to be caught violating them, but to be used when necessary to send a clear message that those who flagrantly violate society's regulation of sexual behavior cannot be permitted to remain as acceptable, equal citizens within that society.

When there aren't any smart decisions, I suppose you just have to pick the stupid decision you like best.