My college training was primarily in theatre, with an eye to becoming a director, actor, or producer.

If you read to your kids you'll make readers out of them, partly because they'll associate reading with good parent time.

And yet.. even if you had been right, it would only have been by accident. A broken clock is right two times a day.

I taught you everything you know. But I didn't teach you everything I know.

I looked for perfection, and I found something better.

You're a monster. Thanks. Does this mean I get a raise? No, just a medal. The budget isn't inexhaustable.

Please don't disillusion me. I haven't had breakfast yet.