The classy gangster is a Hollywood invention.

Why spend 18 hours watching someone else's war, when you know how it comes out? We win, and then have to buy all their cars.

I've always found it very... sanitary to be broke.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Good evening, ladies and gentleman. My name is Orson Welles. I am an actor. I am a writer. I am a producer. I am a director. I am a magician. I appear onstage and on the radio. Why are there so many of me and so few of you?

Paris is the playwright's delight. New York is the home of directors. London, however, is the actor's city, the only one in the world. In London, actors are given their head.

Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up.