When people accept breaking the law as normal, something happens to the whole society.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.

The director is the most overrated artist in the world. He is the only artist who, with no talent whatsoever, can be a success for 50 years without his lack of talent ever being discovered.

I'd make my promises now if I wasn't so busy arranging to keep them.

The best thing commercially, which is the worst artistically, by and large, is the most successful.