Everything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers.

Paris is the playwright's delight. New York is the home of directors. London, however, is the actor's city, the only one in the world. In London, actors are given their head.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends.

I'm one of those fellows so frightened of driving that I go 80 miles an hour - and the more frightened I get, the faster I go.

When television came along, I'd already done more than 10 years of radio work and I thought everyone would want me. I sat around waiting for the phone to ring - and it didn't.

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.