There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.
Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant.
Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.
When people accept breaking the law as normal, something happens to the whole society.
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.