'The Godfather' was the glorification of a bunch of bums who never existed.

If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.

I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

My mother and father were both much more remarkable than any story of mine can make them. They seem to me just mythically wonderful.

Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.

I don't take art as seriously as politics.