There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

I was spoiled in a very strange way as a child, because everybody told me, from the moment I was able to hear, that I was absolutely marvelous, and I never heard a discouraging word for years, you see. I didn't know what was ahead of me.

When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends.

Criticism is the essence of creation.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

I have an unfortunate personality.