I seem to have no dress sense at all. I'm always being listed in New York among one of the ten worst dressed men of the year. Someone once described me as "looking like an unmade bed." He was right!

Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.

In attempting to explain F For Fake's state-side failure, it has occurred to me that perhaps the subject matter was at least partially to blame, and that this country is so blissfully enslaved by the notion of the special sanctity of the expert that an overtly anti-expert film was bound to go too much against the national grain.

It isn't worth it. No money is worth this... [walks out]

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

The only reason for doing a play is to make a statement about it, and by that I don't mean a conceit of the producer.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.