We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.

Husbands should revolt from time to time. Even the best circus-number becomes boring if the beast is too tame.

I have no great message to the world.

If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.

Hollywood is a gold-plated suburb suitable for golfers, gardeners, assorted middlemen, and contented movies stars. I am none of these things.

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.