See, I believe that it is not true that different races and nations are alike. I'm profoundly convinced that that's a total lie. I think people are different. Sardinians, for example, have stubby little fingers. Bosnians have short necks.

Movie directing is a perfect refuge for the mediocre.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

I was spoiled in a very strange way as a child, because everybody told me, from the moment I was able to hear, that I was absolutely marvelous, and I never heard a discouraging word for years, you see. I didn't know what was ahead of me.

A bad word from a colleague can darken a whole day. We need encouragement a lot more than we admit, even to ourselves.

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.