I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
Everything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers.
Friendship creates only the illusion of not being alone.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
There are a thousand ways of playing a good classic. If it were effective, I would play Hamlet on a trapeze.
The trouble with a movie is that it's old before it's released. It's no accident that it comes in a can.