Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

I have a great love and respect for religion, great love and respect for atheism. What I hate is agnosticism, people who do not choose.

I seem to have no dress sense at all. I'm always being listed in New York among one of the ten worst dressed men of the year. Someone once described me as "looking like an unmade bed." He was right!

By nature, I am an experimentalist. I don't believe much in accomplishment.

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.

I think I made essential a mistake in staying in movies, because I - but it's a mistake I can't regret, because it's like saying, 'I shouldn't have stayed married to that woman, but I did because I love her.'

When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends.