There are a thousand ways of playing a good classic. If it were effective, I would play Hamlet on a trapeze.

I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai.

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

Future shock is a sickness which comes from too much change in too short a time. It's the feeling that nothing is permanent anymore.

Old age is the only disease you dont want to be cured of.