Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

I'm a lurid character!

If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.

Hollywood expects you to experiment but on a film that makes money and if you don't make money, you're to blame. Your job is to make money.

I've always found it very... sanitary to be broke.

I can think of nothing that an audience won't understand. The only problem is to interest them; once they are interested, they understand anything in the world.