Look at the real prodigies, and I look like nothing compared to them.

I prefer people who rock the boat to people who jump out

Old age is the only disease you dont want to be cured of.

The two things you cannot do effectively on stage are pray and copulate.

I'm a lurid character!

I'd make my promises now if I wasn't so busy arranging to keep them.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.