I hate women, hate them generally, not in particular but in an abstract way. I hate them because one never really learns anything about them. They are inscrutable.

Husbands should revolt from time to time. Even the best circus-number becomes boring if the beast is too tame.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.

Each multiplex has screens allocated to each studio. The screens need filling. Studios have to create product to fill their screen, and the amount of good product is limited.

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.

The laws and the stage, both are a form of exhibitionism.