I hate women, hate them generally, not in particular but in an abstract way. I hate them because one never really learns anything about them. They are inscrutable.

I'm one of those fellows so frightened of driving that I go 80 miles an hour - and the more frightened I get, the faster I go.

Old age is the only disease you dont want to be cured of.

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

What's happening now is what happened before, and often what's going to happen again sometime or other

The only reason for doing a play is to make a statement about it, and by that I don't mean a conceit of the producer.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.