Six years ago, I looked at a picture of the world's greatest newspaper men. I felt like a kid in front of a candy store. Well, tonight, six years later, I got my candy - all of it. Welcome, gentlemen, to the Inquirer! Make up an extra copy of that picture and send it to the Chronicle

I can think of nothing that an audience won't understand. The only problem is to interest them; once they are interested, they understand anything in the world.

Why spend 18 hours watching someone else's war, when you know how it comes out? We win, and then have to buy all their cars.

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.

I'm not basically a happy person, but I have all kinds of joy.

Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.

Ignorance sheer ignorance. There is no confidence to equal it. It's only when you know something about a profession that you are timid or careful.