I'm not basically a happy person, but I have all kinds of joy.
My definition of success is not having things thrown at me!
Almost all serious stories in the world are stories of failure with a death in it. But there is more lost paradise in them than defeat.
I'm a lurid character!
I have an unfortunate personality.
Why spend 18 hours watching someone else's war, when you know how it comes out? We win, and then have to buy all their cars.