Computers combine things to make new knowledge at such high speed that we cannot absorb it.

A maverick may go his own way but he doesn't think that it's the only way or ever claim that it's the best one, except maybe for himself. And don't imagine that this raggle-taggle gypsy is claiming to be free. It's just that some of the necessities to which I am a slave are different from yours.

The director is the most overrated artist in the world. He is the only artist who, with no talent whatsoever, can be a success for 50 years without his lack of talent ever being discovered.

The two things you cannot do effectively on stage are pray and copulate.

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

When television came along, I'd already done more than 10 years of radio work and I thought everyone would want me. I sat around waiting for the phone to ring - and it didn't.

I don't think any word can explain a man's life.