Computers combine things to make new knowledge at such high speed that we cannot absorb it.

We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

Husbands should revolt from time to time. Even the best circus-number becomes boring if the beast is too tame.

Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.

I prefer people who rock the boat to people who jump out

Look at the real prodigies, and I look like nothing compared to them.