If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.
I prefer the old masters, by which I mean John Ford, John Ford, and John Ford.
A man is not from where he is born, but where he chooses to die.
'The Godfather' was the glorification of a bunch of bums who never existed.
I'd make my promises now if I wasn't so busy arranging to keep them.
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.