I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all.
Appearance blinds, whereas words reveal.
Thinking is the most unhealthy thing in the world, and people die of it just as they die of any other disease. Fortunately, in England at any rate, thought is not catching.
I can sympathize with everything, except suffering.
Pleasure is the only thing one should live for, nothing ages like happiness.
Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.