When good Americans die, they go to Paris" "Where do bad Americans go?" "They stay in America

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

Nowadays, saying what you really think can be a serious error since one risks being misunderstood.

It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned.

The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden. It ends with Revelations.

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.