If only the picture could grow old, and I stay young. For that...for that, I would give my SOUL for that.

Some temptations are so great it takes great courage to yield to them.

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

Thinking is the most unhealthy thing in the world, and people die of it just as they die of any other disease. Fortunately, in England at any rate, thought is not catching.

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

There was purification in punishment. Not 'Forgive us our sins,' but 'Smite us for our iniquities' should be the prayer of a man to a most just God.

Appearance blinds, whereas words reveal.