If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.
Oscar WildeThe ability of the theist to misunderstand a thing is directly proportional to the obviousness of the thing.
Oscar WildeThe only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
Oscar WildeI am not laughing, Dorian; at least I am not laughing at you. But you should not say the greatest romance of your life. You should say the first romance of your life. You will always be loved, and you will always be in love with love. A grande passion is the privilege of people who have nothing to do. That is the one use of the idle classes of a country. Don't be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning.
Oscar Wilde