My philosophy? I'm always right and you are wrong.

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

It is very vulgar to talk about one's own business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then only at dinner parties.

What is termed Sin is an essential element of progress. Without it the world would stagnate, or grow old, or become colourless.

Love will fly if held too lightly Love will die if held too tightly . . .

Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.