[on his deathbed in a Paris hotel room] Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.

Don't feed the trolls; nothing fuels them so much.

I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.

Conscience makes egotists of us all.

A method of procuring sensations? Do you think then, that a man who has once committed a murder could possibly do the same crime again? Don't tell me that." says Dorian. "Oh! anything becomes a pleasure if one does it too often," says Lord Henry

Learn to differentiate between ignorance and stupidity.