A good friend will always stab you in the front.
I think life too complex a thing to be settled by these hard and fast rules.
[on his deathbed in a Paris hotel room] Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.
When one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast.
The evolution of man is slow. The injustice of men is great.