Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.

Truth is independent of facts always.

After a good quality dinner one will be able to forgive anybody, still one's own relations.

Nothing worth learning can ever be taught

Mothers, of course, are all right. They pay a chap's bills and don't bother him. But fathers bother a chap and never pay his bills.

I am not in favour of this modern mania for turning bad people into good people at a moment's notice.

A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.