It was a fatal day when the public discovered that the pen is mightier than the paving-stone, and can be made as offensive as the brickbat. They at once sought for the journalist, found him, developed him, and made him their industrious and well-paid servant. It is greatly to be regretted, for both their sakes.

I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.

Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

The simplicity of your character makes you exquisitely incomprehensible to me.

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.

All great ideas are dangerous.