It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
I hate vulgar realism in literature. The man who would call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
A woman who cannot make her mistakes charming, is only a female.
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.