I walk the world in wonder.

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise for which we are later, in the fullness of time and understanding, very grateful for!

The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees absolutely nothing at all.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless." "Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them." "I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.

The camera, you know, will never capture you. Photography, in my experience, has the miraculous power of transferring wine into water.

To make men Socialists is nothing, but to make Socialism human is a great thing.