If you cannot prove a man wrong, don't panic. You can always call him names.
Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking Champagne
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
Some things are too important to be taken seriously.
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.