Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.

Immanuel isn't a pun; he Kant be!

The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.

Never met such a Gorgon . . . I don't really know what a Gorgon is like, but I am quite sure that Lady Bracknell is one. In any case, she is a monster, without being a myth, which is rather unfair.

After playing Chopin, I feel as if I had been weeping over sins that I had never committed, and mourning over tragedies that were not my own. Music always seems to me to produce that effect. It creates for one a past of which one has been ignorant, and fills one with a sense of sorrows that have been hidden from one’s tears.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Even things that are true can be proved.