The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.

Hearts Live By Being Wounded

I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

Every American bride is taken there [Niagara Falls], and the sight of the stupendous waterfall must be one of the earliest, if not the keenest, disappointments in American married life.

Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success.

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

As a wicked man I am a complete failure. Why, there are lots of people who say I have never really done anything wrong in the whole course of my life. Of course they only say it behind my back.