Caricature is the tribute which mediocrity pays to genius.
One is not always happy when one is good; but one is always good when one is happy.
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
The sure way of knowing nothing about life is to try to make oneself useful.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?