Good intentions are invariably ungrammatical.

A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.

All art is at once surface and symbol. Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril.

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.

Knowledge would be fatal. It is the uncertainty that charms one. A mist makes things wonderful.