There is no Mystery so great as Misery.

I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose.

I like Wagner's music better than anybody's. It is so loud that one can talk the whole time without other people hearing what one says.

I think life too complex a thing to be settled by these hard and fast rules.

Sphinxes without secrets.

I worshipped you too much. I am punished for it. You worshipped yourself too much. We are both punished.

A woman's life revolves in curves of emotions. It is upon lines of intellect that a man's life progresses.