They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.

The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.

An artist should create beautiful things, but should put nothing of his own life into them.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.

Rugby is a game for barbarians played by gentlemen. Football is a game for gentlemen played by barbarians.

The curves of your lips rewrite history.