He hadn’t a single redeeming vice.

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

Rugby is a game for barbarians played by gentlemen. Football is a game for gentlemen played by barbarians.

What the hell is an oboe?

I wonder who it was defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given. Man is many things, but he is not rational.

Gwendolen, it is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth. Can you forgive me?

Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.