Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.

The only thing worse than being misquoted is being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery

The way of paradoxes is the way of truth. To test Reality we must see it on the tight-rope.

Truth is independent of facts always.

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same.

He was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. We all have clouds above us but some see their silver linings. We all face difficulties but some of us are grateful that they aren't worse.