The secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.
It is a great mistake for men to give up paying compliments, for when they give up saying what is charming, they give up thinking what is charming.
Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.
Where your life leads you, you must go
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.