Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!
The moment one sits down to think, one becomes all nose, or all forehead, or something horrid
Cleverness becomes a public nuisance.
Hesitation of any kind is a sign of mental decay in the young, of physical weakness in the old.