[on his deathbed in a Paris hotel room] Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.
The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
American girls are as clever at concealing their parents as English women are at concealing their past.