Pleasure is Nature's test, her sign of approval.

Everything is dangerous, my dear fellow. If it wasn't so, life wouldn't be worth living.

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.

We live in the age of the overworked and the undereducated.

Those who have much are often greedy. Those who have little always share.

There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a sort of fellow-feeling, I suppose.

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.